I have a new friend. Courtesy of the silliest sister.
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
fun date idea:
take me to comic con
drop me off
pick me up when it’s over tho
I still want to know how everyone agreed on “to hide Anakin Skywalker’s son, let’s take him to Anakin’s home planet, leave him with Anakin’s family, and not change his last name from ‘Skywalker’”
Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like
- toilet paper
- comic con
Just a hint…
Ten flirting with Rose vs. other people flirting with Ten
— requested by anon
So glad I’m worth talking to, now that I’m prettier than I was in high school. Thanks a lot, douche canoe. I’m thirsty for some male tears.
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
reblogging because accurate.
omg. it’s perfect.
"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."